i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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