She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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