I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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