Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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