Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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