All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Boobs speak an international language.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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