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I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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