What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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