I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
its not stalking. its research.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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