I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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