Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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