singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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