I wish I could teleport
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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