please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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