Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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