also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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