just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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