Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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