My pussy is not your playground.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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