I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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