So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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