You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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