found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
The best revenge is premature balding
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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