Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wish you could order shots online.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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