I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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