I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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