Do vagina's smell?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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