Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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