The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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