jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
