No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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