Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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