Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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