God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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