What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
