Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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