Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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