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  I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.

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• with that kind of skill, she obviously has had enough meat in her to open a deli

  Submitted by jimboland50 on May 7, 13 at 4:26pm

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• the fact that she has multiple sizes in condoms suggests she may be a bit .. uh.. promiscuous.

  Submitted by kbai on May 7, 13 at 6:45pm

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• Did she say 'yes'? Don't keep us in suspense.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 7, 13 at 10:46pm

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• Did you some how forget to mention she was a prostitute. .?? possibly?

  Submitted by bojangles47 on May 7, 13 at 5:03pm

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• I thought there were only regular sized and then magnums??

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 7, 13 at 9:54pm

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• Kudos to her for playing safe!

  Submitted by Boxer3 on May 9, 13 at 2:02am

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• You can't ask your mom to marry you!

  Submitted by rikie83 on May 8, 13 at 2:13am

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• Obviously this is from a 35 year old Virgin still living in moms basement.

  Submitted by cwelkman on May 7, 13 at 10:22pm

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• I've always thought there should be a ladies' variety pack of condoms. With multiple sizes in it

  Submitted by Xtasty on Jul 30, 13 at 10:51pm

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• Must've been the size of her thumb and not her finger, good for you!

  Submitted by porksword on May 7, 13 at 5:27pm

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