just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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