i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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