did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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