Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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