Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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