6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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