at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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