I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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