i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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