That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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