So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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