Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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