yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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