I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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