He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you inspire me to be a worse person
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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