She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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