Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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