with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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