Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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