I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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