It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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