Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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