so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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