I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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