Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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